Well, folks, I can now say that I have a blog. Quite exciting.
So, I hear you asking, who is this chubba?
Well, I have a dog, two cats and a Muscovy duck--all rescued.
I also just got a baby cottontail. He was abandoned and I found him in the street on Hallowe'en. Just rolling around on his back. Turns out he has a twisted neck, no sense of balance, and runs and hops in circles, flopping over on his back all the time. I call him Tumbles.
As for wives, I have one. As for opinions, I have some. Such as:
I think Ishtar was an awesome movie, and As Good as it Gets totally sucked.
I think Paradise Lost may be the best thing ever written in English. Atlas Shrugged is probably the worst.
I think you will like this video. It's Marvin Gaye. Enjoy the enjoy.
I also think Marvin sang the best version of The Star Spangled Banner ever. Period.
I think 'New Day Rising' by Hüsker Dü is the best break-up song ever. Great lyrics. The worst break-up song? Probably 'The Slop' by the Olympics. Or maybe 'Choo Choo Choo Boogie' by same.
That's about it. Oh, I am a Reference Librarian. I once owned a bar. My pants fit pretty well.
That is all.
everyone else in the bathroom
8 hours ago